STOP WITH THE HATEMAIL MY MOM IS WORRIED ABOUT ME

LAST GAME RESULTS

29TH ST 29ERS

32 

(not our fault AT ALL)

OAKLAND BEERS

5

PLAYER OF THE GAME:  Sorry guys, due to the overwhelming amount of hatemail and deaththreats I'm receiving as captain of the 29ERS BASEBALL CLUB, there will be NO PLAYER OF THE GAME from the Oakland Beers meltdown game. Hey, you all played great baseball . . . and I guess that's the problem?

PLAY OF THE GAME: There were NO PLAYS OF THE GAME. How could you even be so cruel to suggest we would look back at some of the genuinely great baseball plays we made on Sunday? Are you a sociopath or something? It's been suggested that members of this team are. Nope, no POTG. It certainly wasn't Alex's brilliant one hopper from RF on a Beer trying to score from second. That Beer being Adam Stonehouse, no less. And Mike hanging onto the ball like a champ.  No, no, it wasn't that. It wasn't the two nimble 6-4-3 double plays Bobby and I and Colin/Craig matched up on, one of which nearly led to a TRIPLE PLAY due to Beers baserunning.  Nah, not those.  Nor was it Ricky's "oh-hai-I'm-back-and-did-u-know-I-can-play-CF?" bullet to the plate to nail another Beer trying to score from second.  Absolutely not any of those plays.  We will return to our normal formatting next week after the News game.

STATS

FOR COLD, UNCARING ANIMALS LIKE YOURSELVES

NEXT GAME

Saturday 1 June

vs

The News

1p @ Balboa (most likely)

(KEEP YOUR CHINS UP. FUCK EM ALL THEN)