29ERS: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Juggernauts

LAST GAME RESULTS:

29TH ST 29ERS

34

SUNSET NOBLES

4

Welp, that sure looks bad.  Let's distract the readers with this! (NSFW or ANY OTHER PLACE GAAAAA MY EYES NOooOoOo!!!!)

"Liquor'n'Beer, Liquor'n'Beer, Liquor'n'Beer'n'FriedChickenMmMmMmmmm"

Bridget asked me to send her this photo.  That's about as close as I've ever gotten to getting her number.  So I can send her this picture.

Anyway!

That was a fun romp against The Nobles, and I give them a lot of credit for having fun with it the whole time, even if they did try to take the lucky red helmet and put some bad juju on it.  I also found my bat in their dugout one time which I thought was suspect, but also kind of flattering. 

PLAYER OF THE GAME: As weird as it feels to do this (not that weird), I'm taking this one for myself.  Lil' RayRay, Hollywood, The SayRay Kid, Rayngel Pagan, Ratboy -- whatever you wanna call it, I don't care, that was my fuckin game.  6-6 with a walk, a double, 5 runs scored and a pair of RBIs.  Those six hits weren't cheap little texas leaguers neither, real ass hits. I have to kind of pump myself up on this one cuz I probably won't be Player of the Game again this season playing with all you talented guys.  You know, I usually just get my kicks doing things like the stats, copying and pasting into the blog, picking up after you guys in the dugout, helping the can colleckdshafka AGHHHHH I JUST SAW THAT PICTURE OF MILES AGAIN HEAVEN HELP US LIQUOR'N'BEER WHISPERED INTO YOUR EAR

PLAY OF THE GAME: As easy as it would be to say my over the shoulder catch fading into right field and subsequent turn and fire to first to double up that unsuspecting Noble was Play of the Game, I'm not gonna do it.  Too easy.  The 29ERS executed yet another perfect relay to nail Adrian Covert trying to score from second.  This league has not learned that part of our game I guess.  Will fielded the ball cleanly on a day The Nobles outfield looked like they were filming outtakes for "Flubber II: Flubz Does The PCHL" and from left fired a nice clean seed to Ricky at SS who just turned and burned it into home, BrandonBox doin his normal thing where he catches the ball and gets slid into.  Then he probably has some comment for the guy who just got tagged out.  Word around the league is you are quite the chatterbox, Lunchbox.  Hey! Maybe we should change your name to Chatte . . . nvrmnd.

STATISTICS

Next game is either Saturday (my preference) or Sunday, Father's Day. Boof is "getting back to me" --- but it will be against The Cleaners from Richmond and I assume it will be at Big Rec in Golden Gate Park.  That's the same field Joe DiMaggio played on when he was a teen so every time you strike out there like, an angel dies or wets the bed or something.  

Here's a nice incomplete team photo I thought I'd share: 

Everybody, meet Mike.

And here's one from when Gantz was rly drunk and looking at Dave's --- wait, what the hell is he looking at with those smoky bedroom eyes??

(In Dave's mind): "Just keeeep watching the hockey, keep watching the hockey"

tootles til next time