The Ryan Gantz Re-Headdressing Charity Drive

Hello! I'm glad you're here. I want to welcome you all to the first (and LAST) Ryan Gantz Re-Headdressing Charity Drive! I was going to send your invitations in the mail but they were all c/o The Rock Bar, so . . .

The idea of the RGRHCD is to take this:

. . .and turn it into THIS:

This second version (superior in every way) is in the 29er color family and would look great atop a beautiful red jersey, not to mention Gantz's sharp mind.

It currently retails for $32, which would be almost exactly two dollars a person. 

Two dollars.

Two . . .

. . . dollars

I ask you: is it not worth the price of your morning bus ride or one measly Rock Bar PBR to get Gantz into a cap that befits the team and its delicate aesthetic sensibilities? Is IT NOT???

Please please please help to make the first RGRHCD an overwhelming success. Pretty pretty please?